how to pass an “at home drug test” for marijuana?

i have heard so much stuff about bleach, vitamin b, niacin, tea, and mostly water dilution. I stopped smoking a few days ago, and i should be getting drug tested around august 11th. I don’t want to use any of the store bought detox drinks, and i’m willing to get some grocery store items if necessary, but i need all serious answers. I’m not addicted to weed, i can stop whenever the **** i want without any withdrawals. and if you are going to say, “uhh just don’t smoke” (generic anti-marijuana advice)– just don’t even bother answering. you’re stupid, i have a 4.0 and washboard abs. SMD. so please, people who know what they are talking about, and preferably daily smokers, feed me your knowledge.

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